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February 21, 2024Morrissey or Trump?
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February 16, 2024Going to Graduate School or Making a TikTok?
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February 8, 2024Are You Putting Your Newborn Down for Bed or Finishing Your College Paper?
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January 26, 2024Lines from the Barbie Monologue or Something I’ve Said to Another Woman in a Bar Bathroom After Three Martinis
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December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
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October 12, 2023Bonnie Raitt or a Paranoid Recluse Talking to His Cat?
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September 15, 2023Knight of the Round Table or Involuntary Grunting Noise I Make Getting Up from a Deep Chair?
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September 1, 2023Are You an Exhausted Parent of Small Children or a Common Raccoon?
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July 17, 2023Side Hustles of My High School Students or Second Jobs of My Teacher Friends?
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June 28, 2023Streetwear Brand or Eighteenth-Century Skin Condition?
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