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All posts tagged
weight
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April 14, 2025As Surgeon General, I Will Replace the Outdated, Inaccurate Body Mass Index with a Group of Catty, Mean-Spirited Middle Schoolers
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November 11, 2022It’s Me, Your Thin Friend and Oh My God, I Feel So Fat
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November 2, 2021I’m Your Pediatrician and I’m Worried You’re Not Growing Up to Be a Hardbody
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April 14, 2020How to Finesse the Quarantine 15
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December 17, 201815 Holiday Weight-Loss Tips
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October 15, 2015Lose 40 Pounds in 30 Days with These 11 Easy Steps!
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March 4, 2015Facepalm Pilot: Where Technology Meets Stupidity: Lose Weight Fast With These Cartoon Characters!
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April 15, 2013Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: Thirty is the New Fifty
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December 7, 2012Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: Make Mine a Skinny
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September 27, 2012Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: I See Fit People
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter Is a Tragedy
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 6, 2025Introducing Our University’s New, Totally Reasonable Criteria for Promotion and Tenure